Glaucoma Jokes

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What in the hell is anal glaucoma?" he inquires.
"Well, I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Employee: "I'm sorry but I can't come in today. I am suffering from Anal Glaucoma." Boss: "Anal Glaucoma? What's that?" Employee: "I just can't see my ass coming to work!"

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is not comming in because she is not feeling well.
"Whats the matter?" he asked.
"I have anal glaucoma." she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
I cant see my asss comming to work today.

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well."What's the matter?" he asks."I have a case of Anal Glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.He asks: "What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?"She responds: "I can't see my ass coming into work today."