Gnome Jokes / Recent Jokes
When is a Gnome not a Gnome?
When he's got his head up a Fairy's dress he's a Goblin!
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? Theyre the ones with the little red hats.
Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.