Gnome Jokes / Recent Jokes

When is a Gnome not a Gnome?
When he's got his head up a Fairy's dress he's a Goblin!

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? Theyre the ones with the little red hats.

Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.