Gorillas Jokes / Recent Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote' The Apes of Wrath!'

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorillas cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "F**k you!" in gorilla language. The explanation didnt make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge. The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorillas cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out more...