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A gynecologist decided to quit, and become a car mechanic. He took a
mechanics' course, and did the mechanics'union exam, and received the
grade 105. The authorities were very mad at the tester for such an
unusualgrade, and inquired about it. The tester explained:"He's a really
good mechanic. I asked him to change oil, and he did. I asked him to put in a ne$
him to clean the spark-plugs, and he did""So why didn't you grade him a 100,
why 105?""'cause he did it all through the exhaust pipe"-----------------------

Well back in 5th grade, there was this kid, Cody, and he had cards, and he was splitting us up into groups, Offense & Defense. Just think, he was puting us females on offense with him, and he was puting the males on defense. Just think what goes through 5th grade minds! EWW!!

If the fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year".

In a grammar lesson in eighth grade Mrs. O`Neill said, "Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object."
Paul replied. "Everyone thinks you are the best teacher I the school."
"Thank you, Paul," responded Mrs. O`Neill, "but what is the object?"
"To get the best mark possible," said Paul

More examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests:

1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic
pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. 2. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. 3. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a virgin, and Benjamin Franklin
were to 2 singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and
declared, "a horse divided against itself can not stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead. 4. Abraham Lincoln was more...

The first grade class comes in from recess, and Teacher asks Mary, "What did you do at recess?" Mary says, "I played in the sand box." Teacher says, "That`s good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write `sand` correctly, I`ll give you a fresh-baked cookie." She does, and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess. Billy says, "I played with Mary in sand box." Teacher says, "Good. If you write `Box" correctly on blackboard, I`ll give you a fresh baked cookie." Billy does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Bernie Goldberg what he did at recess. He says, "I tried to play with Mary and Billy, but they threw rocks at me." Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write `blatant racial discrimination` I`ll give you a cookie."

When I was in second grade, my Grandma told me that she wrote a book. She said, "Look, I`m in print." I said, "That`s great Grandma, but I`m in cursive."