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After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went to his father and asked if he might be given a desk in the corner from which he could observe his father? s activities and be introduced to his father? s clients as a clerk. His observations would help him decide whether or not to become a lawyer. His father thought this was a great idea and immediately helped to set it up. The first client the next morning was a tenant farmer--a rough man with calloused hands who was dressed in workman? s clothing. He said,"Mr. Lawyer, I work for the Gonzales farm on the east side of town. For many years I have tended their crops and animals, including some cows. I have raised the cows, fed them and looked after them. And I was always given the understanding and the belief that I was the owner of these cows. Now Mr. Gonzales has died and his son has inherited the farm. He believes that since the cows were raised on his land and ate his hay, the more...

A collegian was deeply in love with a pretty girl, But he did not have the
courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of
a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
HE WROTE:
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation. I
have a strong indication to become your relation. As to my educational
qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have passed my
matriculation examination; no doubt without any hesitation and very little
preparation. What do you say to the solemnisation of your marriage celebration
according to the glorification of modern civilisation and with a view to the
expansion of the population of present generation.
On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my
situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our
argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint more...

Graduation day had finally arrived, and mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father.
"Let's try to make this look natural," the mother said. "Son, put your arm around your father's shoulder."
"If you want it to look natural," the father said, "why don't you tell him to put his hand in my pocket?"

It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father.
"I want a good picture, so try to make this look natural," she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder."
The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"

Jenny McCarthy once attended a strict Catholic high school. "When I was going up to get my graduation diploma, there was no diploma inside it," she later recalled. "I had to go back and do detention in order to get my diploma." What did Jenny do to deserve a detention? "I was eating a brownie in the hallway."