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Ever wondered what the characters of DBZ did before they were famous? Well here's you answer. GOKU: This young Saiyan got a job at DBZ very early, but, as mentioned in the Plot Holes section, he didnt start off as the star of Dragonball. He used to be the young, slightly plump star of Pampers Nappies commercials. He made a fair bit of money in doing this, but became to old to still be able to act the roll with the full panache needed. He applied for the job at the DB audition offices, and was granted it. They used computer wizardry to create the baby Goku scenes, by using takes from the nappy commercials, and drafting in different backgrounds. GOHAN: Notice how there was a huge gap in between Dragonball and Dragonball Z? Isnt it funny how in that short time, Goku had a son, and he grew up without anyone knowing. Now of course, Gohan was new to Dragonball Z, he wasnt in it since he was a baby that would be preposterous! He was drafted in when they had a good idea for a new character, more...

A black, a hispanic and a WASP were walking along the beach when they saw a bottle sticking out of the sand.
All three grabbed it at once and a genie came out of the bottle and said, "Because of your mutual participation, I will grant each of you one wish. .. what would you like to have?"
The black man indicated he wished everyone of his race would return to Africa and live in mutual peace and harmony.
"Your wish is granted," said the Genie.
The hispanic man said he wished everyone of his race would return to Cuba and Mexico and live in mutual peace and harmony.
"You wish is granted," the Genie said.
"What would you like to have?" the Genie asked the WASP.
"I'll take a Bud Lite," he replied.