Gravel Jokes

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off!
Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung!
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked!
Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
A: Nail its other hand to the floor!
Q: What do you call a dead baby and 6 week old bread?
A: A Big Mac!
Q: How do you make a man pregnant?
A: Stick a dead baby up his ass!
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them!
Q: What crawls on the floor and can't fit in an elevator?
A: A baby with a javelin through it's head!
Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt!
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of more...