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A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum"The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians"The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire"...and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex"The Italian says "That is true, but it was the Italians whointroduced it to women."

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".

Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

What happens when you have: 2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarianwoman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 American men and 1American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish womanOne month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in themiddle of nowhere, the following things have occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together ina menage à trois. The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when theyalternate with the German woman. The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman iscleaning and cooking for them. The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to theEnglish woman. The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one lookat the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming. The 2 more...

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!

1. They speak only the Greek language. 2. They usually have long threatening names such as Bonferonni, Tchebycheff, Schatzoff, Hotelling, and Godambe. Where are the statisticians with names such as Smith, Brown, or Johnson? 3. They are fond of all snakes and typically own as a pet a large South American snake called an ANOCOVA. 4. For perverse reasons, rather than view a matrix right side up they prefer to invert it. 5. Rather than moonlighting by holding Amway parties they earn a few extra bucks by holding pocket-protector parties. 6. They are frequently seen in their back yards on clear nights gazing through powerful amateur telescopes looking for distant star constellations called ANOVA's. 7. They are 99% confident that sleep can not be induced in an introductory statistics class by lecturing on z-scores. 8. Their idea of a scenic and exotic trip is traveling three standard deviations above the mean in a normal distribution. 9. They manifest many psychological disorders because as more...

What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name.

What happens when you have:
2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2
German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2
English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian
woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 American men and 1
American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in
a menage