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what do u do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
pull the pin and throw it back
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
After train inspectors asked to see his ticket, a Russian man blew himself up with a hand grenade inside a train he had been asked to leave.
He later was removed from the train with a hose.
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.
How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?
There's white-out all over the screen.
Why did the blonde freeze to death at the drive in movie?
She went to see CLOSED FOR THE SEASON.
Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?
To remind her that "toes go in first."
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
RUN!!! - she's got a grenade in her mouth!
What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in spring training.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
How do you get a blond out of a tree?
Wave
How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
What does a blonde and a more...
Al Davis had finally put together the perfect Oakland Raiders team for ‘98. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, and he couldn’t find a quarterback that would ensure a SuperBowl win.
Then one night, watching CNN, he saw a war zone in Bosnia. In the background, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 200 yards away! He threw another grenade into a group of about 10 soldiers a good 110 yards away! A car passes going 80 miles (120 km) an hour, and he send another grenade right into the barely open window. “I’ve got to get this guy, ” Al says to himself, “He has the perfect arm! ”
So he brings him to the States and teaches him the game of football. Predictably, the young man breaks all the NFL records for completed passes, and the Raiders go on to win the SuperBowl.
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When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam."Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?"In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.