Gross Jokes / Recent Jokes
The little cowboy, Shorty, was leaving the bar to get on his horse for the ride back to the ranch, when he noted that someone had painted his horse's balls blue.
Totally pissed, he went back into the bar and shouted, "Who's the dirty son of a bitch that painted my horse's balls blue?!"
A big burly guy stood up and said, "I did. Got a problem with that?"
"None," says Shorty, "just wanted to let you know he was dry and ready for the 2nd coat."
What's grosser than gross?
When you're eating a bowl of rice crispies and one gets up and slithers away.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Toothbrush: "I have the dirtiest job in the world"
Toilet Paper: "Yeah...right"
Two prostitutes moved to a new town, and on their first Sunday, went to church.
One of the girls was quite proud of her singing; the other felt she couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, so was quiet.
After one desultory hymn, the priest berated the congregation, "Quite clearly, there are some who are singing, and some who are not. Can we please have a more concerted effort for the other hymns?"
One whisper to her friend, "My word, how did he know about us so quickly?"
What's grosser than gross? Dreaming about eating chocolate pudding, and waking up with a spoon in your butt.