Grosser Jokes

What's gross?
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
What's grosser than that?
Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
What's grosser than that?
When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face.
You want to know what's grosser than that?
When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.
But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

whats grosser than gross?
Sittin on your grampas lap when he pops a boner.but you know whats grossr than that dreaming of eating pudding and waking up when a spoon in your ass, But however, what is grosser than all that, two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon, but whats grosser than that? one of them whens

What's grosser than gross?
Eating a bowl of corn flakes, and finding out your brother's scab collection is missing!
What's grosser than that?
Finding a condom at the bottom of the mayo jar.

What's grosser than gross? Dreaming about eating chocolate pudding, and waking up with a spoon in your butt.

Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.