Groundsman Jokes
Funny Jokes
It was matchday at the local ground. The groundsman was in the car park when a car drew up and a man looked out.' Excuse me,' he said.' Did I accidentally leave a cigarette alight and burn your pavilion to the ground the last time I was here?'
The groundsman recognised him.' Yes, you certainly did!'
'Oh good, we're at the right ground!'The slow-moving groundsman ambled into the general store.
Groundsman:' I want two pounds of pesticide for the beetles on the cricket pitch.'
Shopkeeper:' Certainly, sir.'
Groundsman:' Shall I take it?'
Shopkeeper: (heavily)' No. Send the little perishers round for it.'- Add a Useful Link
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