Guthrie Jokes / Recent Jokes

In Guthrie, Okla., in October, Jason Heck tried to kill a millipede with a
shot from his .22-caliber rifle, but the bullet ricocheted off a rock near
the hole and hit pal Antonio Martinez in the head, fracturing his skull.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Guthrie!
Guthrie who!
Guthrie three blind mice!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guthrie!
Guthrie who!
Guthrie three blind mice!