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Guy1: Thats a bunch of cows.
Farmer: No, a herd.
Guy1: Of course I've heard of cows.
Farmer:.No, I mean the cow herd
Guy1: I have no secrets from cows

There was this 2 guys at the supermarket... They looked pretty desperate so one runs into the other one and thsi is what happens:
Guy1:Excuse me sir, im looking for my wife..
Guy1:I was wondering that maybe u have seen her around..
Guy2:Oh.. m looking for my wife too! what does your wife look like?
Guy1:Umm well, shes blonde, tall, slim, nice ass, big titties... etc..
Guy2:Oh man, forget my wife, lets both look for yours..