Haaa Jokes

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258

Tis building is firing, and one women is trying escape from the building with her kid in hand in the top floor of the building. All the people out side the building telling her to throw the kid we all will catch dont worry, but the women(mother)is not sure about the people.
She said No I cant do that. At the same One Goal Keeper(football) said, Hey lady throw the kid, I will surely catch dont worry, because I was one of the worldclass Goal Keeper, Dont worry Throw I will catch him. Now the women thinking I cannot hold this, I have to throw the kid down orelse we both we be burn and die, finally, she decided to throw the kid to Goal keeper and the crowd and threw.
The Goal Haaa haaa everybody go away I will catch him I will catch, dont worry, finally He ran and came close to the kid and caught him(kid), but he never forget his Play, as usual in football match when ball comes his hands will hv to hit sooner to players, As same way he taken the kid in his hand hit into the more...