Halloween Jokes / Recent Jokes
A witch joke
Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun!
A ghost joke
What do you call a ghost’s mother and father?
Transparents!
A vampire joke
Who plays centre forward for the vampire football team?
The ghoulscorer!
A witch joke
Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
There was no future in it!
A Halloween joke
Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party?
Because the feathers were still on the chicken!
A witch joke
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
With any luck you’ll soon be well enough to get up for a spell!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job.Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them.Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in2000.What kind of clothes do Zombies wear? Decay NY.Why aren't there any famous skeletons? They're a bunch of no bodies.What kind of music do Mummies listen to? Wrap.What do you call a guy turned on by a witch? Scared stiff.
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for lifeYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip jointsYo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
A witch joke
What has handles and flies?
A witch in a dustbin!
A cannibal joke
Why don’t cannibals eat weathermen?
Because they give them wind!
A witch joke
What is evil and ugly and bounces?
A witch on a trampoline!
A Halloween joke
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!
A witch joke
Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
She wanted a clean sweep!
A ghost joke
What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!
A vampire joke
How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite sized pieces!
Yo Mama is so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.