Halloween Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.' Are you here as a ghost? ' asked his friends' No, I'm an undercover agent".

Why do pigs love Halloween? Theres lots of hogsgobblin.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween? It was for' tick or tweet'!

What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"

What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"

Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"