Hamburgers Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
How are UFOs related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They wont talk no matter how you grill them!