Handey Jokes
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1.If you come to a fork in the road, take it!...Yogi Berra
2.Life's like a Kit-Kat Bar: Gimmie a break...Sean Ryan
3.I went to the store to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find them...Sean Ryan
3.If you ever fall off the Space Needle, just go real limp, because people on the ground will think you're a dummy, and they'll try to catch you, because, hey, free dummy...Jack Handey
4.Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to a long stick...Jack Handey
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5.Hmmm....why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
6.Yeah...and pay on freeways?
7.You can't have manslaughter without laughter.- Add a Useful Link
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