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Why do dinosaurs have to wear hats?
So their wives know which end to kiss!
Question: Why do Aussie Rednecks curl their cowboy hats up at the sides?
Answer: So the can fit 3 abreast in a pickup.
A journalist was in a small Alabama town to write up a Christmas report. As he entered the town square, he was impressed to see a quaint Nativity scene with figures of Mary, Joseph, the Baby Jesus, and the three wise men. One thing puzzled him though... the wise men were all wearing firemen's hats.
He went back to the motel and asked the girl at the front desk if she knew why the wise men were wearing firemen's hats.
"City folk," she replied, "Ya think ya know ever'thang, don't ya? Y'all ain't nuthin' but city folk who don't read the Bible!"
"Pardon me, but I do read the Bible," he replied. "There's nothing in the Bible about firemen's hats!"
Muttering under her breath, she pulled out a Bible from under the desk and said, "Looky right here. It says, 'They came down from afar'!"
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
128. Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."
Why do black people wear hats with such big bills?
So birds don't shit on their lips
WORLD'S EASIEST
QUIZ!
FOR ALL OF YOU THAT WILL NEVER MAKE "WHO WANTS TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE"
OR EVEN "THE WEAKEST LINK"...HERE'S THE WORLD'S
EASIEST QUIZ! (Passing
requires 4 correct answers)
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October
Revolution?
5)
What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific
are named after what
animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
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ANSWERS TO THE
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country
makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get more...