Heaps Jokes

there was 3 men on a boat a chinese an aussie and a mexican and the boat was sinking so the aussie said throw off what you have heaps of in your country so the mexican stood up in the boat and threw off heaps of cigares and said we have heaps of them in our country the chinese stood up and threw off heaps of money and said we have heaps of that in our country and the aussie stood up and threw off the chinese man and said we have heaps of them in our country