Hearing Jokes / Recent Jokes

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

I recently visited my Mom for Christmas, who is getting up there in years. Since the last time I saw her, she purchased an in-the-ear hearing aid.
She was telling me all about how wonderful it was, and how her hearing was back to normal for the first time in years, and how she could hear things she had been missing for quite awhile.
"That's wonderful" I said. "What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 12:30" she said.

Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects of "looming" retirement. While one guy had lots of hobbies, the other fellow had no hobbies, and was rather concerned about being set loose with nothing to do.
The first guy suggested his friend go visit his kids. The man said, "Well, I only have two kids, but I could buy a motor home and go visit my brothers and sisters, that would take about a year."
The first guy looked a bit puzzled, so his friend said, "I'm one of eighteen kids in my family."
The first fellow's eyes got rather large, contemplating eighteen children, so the man volunteered to explain.
"The problem was, my mother was hard of hearing." With a big grin he added, "My mom and dad would go to bed at night, and my dad would ask, 'Do you want to go to sleep, or what?' and my mom would say, 'What?'"

An elderly man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid.
"It cost me three thousand dollars, but it is top of the line," the old man said. "It works so well, I can hear a pin drop."
"It sounds great. What kind is it?" his friend asked.
"Four-thirty," the old man replied.

A MAN goes to the doctor complaining of hearing loss. The doctor examines him and says he wants to fix the fellow with a new hearing aid.
'This is the finest hearing aid now being manufactured. I wear one myself/ says the doctor.
'What kind is it?' asks the man.
'About half-past four!'

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Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects of "looming" retirement. While one guy had lots of hobbies, the other fellow had no hobbies, and was rather concerned about being set loose with nothing to do. The first guy suggested his friend go visit his kids. The man said, "Well, I only have two kids, but I could buy a motor home and go visit my brothers and sisters, that would take about a year." The first guy looked a bit puzzled, so his friend said, "I'm one of eighteen kids in my family." The first fellow's eyes got rather large, contemplating eighteen children, so the man volunteered to explain. "The problem was, my mother was hard of hearing." With a big grin he added, "My mom and dad would go to bed at night, and my dad would ask,' Do you want to go to sleep, or what?' and my mom would say,' What?'"