Heartattack Jokes

A blonde man comes home from work and hears moaning and screaming from the bedroom. So he goes upstairs and finds his wife lying on the bed naked, sweaty, and panting. He asked her what was wrong and she said, "I'm having a heartattack" so he runs downstairs to call 911 when one of his little kids comes to him and says, "daddy, daddy uncle bob's hiding in the closet naked." The furious blonde man goes back upstairs and sure enough he finds his naked brother in the closet and says to him, "you son-of-a-bitch, my wife's having a heartattack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

Once a lady helps a frog from being eaten by a snake. the frog tells her to ask him any three wishes, but her husband would get 10% more than what she wishes.
The lady says her first wish is "to be the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
"the frog says "but your husband will be 10% more handsome than you.
"the lady says "never mind. I will be the most beautiful lady so he will come to me only.
The lady says her second wish is "to be the richest woman in the world.
"the frog says'but your husband will be 10% more richer than you.
The lady says "never mind."
Now, the lady tells her third wish "give me a small heartattack."