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Little Susie was Mommy's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Soon, everything was on, Mr. Smythe the guest came in, and everyone sat down.
Then Mother noticed something was missing....
"Susie, dear," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smythe's place."
"But, Mommy, I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susie. "Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"

Little Susie was Mommy's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Soon, everything was on, Mr. Smythe the guest came in, and everyone sat down.Then Mother noticed something was missing...."Susie, dear," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smythe's place.""But, Mommy, I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susie. "Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"

Little Susie was mother's little helper and always set the table when company was coming for dinner.
The table was set, the visitors had arrived and everyone sat down at the table when Mother noticed that something was missing.
"Susie, you didn't put a knife and fork out for Mr. Grover," mother said.
"I didn't think he would need them, Mommy," Susie explained. "Daddy says he eats like a horse!"

Little Susie was mother's little helper and always set the table when company was coming for dinner.
The table was set, the visitors had arrived and everyone sat down at the table. Then mother noticed that something was missing.
"Susie, you didn't put a knife and fork out for Mr. Grover," mother said.
"I didn't think he would need them, Mommy," Susie explained. "Daddy says he eats like a horse!"

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.