Herds Jokes

Many people are unaware that Frank Sinatra was an ecologist. Once, he found out that the herds of animals in Africa were being forced off their native lands into game reserves where they were more apt to be eaten by their natural enemies due to the crowded conditions.These animals would congregate around lakes and other bodies of water, but had nowhere to run if they were attacked by their foes. This resulted in abnormal losses in the herds.Frank, upon finding out about this, donated a LOT of money to trying to find out where there may be some open land to put the animals so they wouldn't be so crowded. Frank's idea was to go to the watering holes and load the animals on large barges and take them to other lands and then set them free.In order to accomplish this, he had to finance his work through a best-selling song about it. We've all heard the song before. It starts out, "Start spreading the Gnus..." The title of the song was, of course, "New Ark, New Ark."

Why do elephants live in herds?
To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

Why do elephants travel in herds?Because if they traveled in flocks, it would confuse the sheepdogs.