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Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i. t.
Three Indian women are sitting side by side. The first, sitting on a goatskin, has a son who weighs 170 pounds. The second, sitting on a deerskin, has a son who weighs 130 pounds. The third, seated on a hippopotamus hide, weighs 300 pounds. What famous theorem does this illustrate?
The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides!
What are the rools for hide and seek in Sommalie?
-Not more than a thousand behind a tree!
A brennette, a red head, and a blonde break out of jail. They decide to hide in a next door barn. The next morning the brenette hears police car sirighns. "Quick lets hide in those baskets!" Says the bernette. So they hide. The cop is ordered to kick the first basket he does and the bernett says "Bark!" "Darn dogs." The cop mumbles. He is ordered to kick the second basket. He does and the red head says "Meow!" "Darn cats." the cop again mumbles. He is ordered to kick the last basket and the blonde yells "PATATOES!!!"
Q. What`s a mouse's favorite game?
A. Hide and squeak!!!
You find a skeleton in a closet with blonde hair, what is it?
The winner of hide and go seek
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.