Hijacked Jokes / Recent Jokes

Teacher: Where's Your Homework? Boy: I Made It Into A Paper Plane And Someone Hijacked It!

Hijacker-We Have Hijacked This Plane Now Our Destination Is Paris.
Pilot-But This Flight Is Not Going To Paris.
Hijacker-Maybe We Hijacked A Wrong Plane.

A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of lawyers. They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren''t met, they would release one lawyer every hour.

Teacher: Where's your homework this morning?

Student: You'll never believe this, but on the way to school I made a paper airplane out of it and someone hijacked it to Cuba!

Hijacker-We have hijacked this plane now our destination is Paris.
Pilot-But this flight is going to Paris only.
Hijacker-Maybe we hijacked a wrong plane.