Hipee Jokes

Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though.
The reverand says "I should go! everybody needs religion!" they agree and he jumps.
Another guy says "I'm the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke!" so he jumps.
The old guy says to the hipee "I am old, and you have a whole life ahead of you, so you jump."
But the hipee replies "Chill dude! We can both go! the smartest man on earth forgot the parachute!"

Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though.The reverand says "I should go! everybody needs religion!" they agree and he jumps.Another guy says "I'm the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke!" so he jumps.The old guy says to the hipee "I am old, and you have a whole life ahead of you, so you jump."But the hipee replies "Chill dude! We can both go! the smartest man on earth forgot the parachute!"

Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though. The reverand says "I should go! everybody needs religion!" they agree and he jumps. Another guy says "I'm the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke!" so he jumps. The old guy says to the hipee "I am old, and you have a whole life ahead of you, so you jump." But the hipee replies "Chill dude! We can both go! the smartest man on earth forgot the parachute!"