Hooray Jokes / Recent Jokes

A union shop steward is addressing a union meeting...
" Comrades. We have agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work four days a week."
" Hooray!" goes the crowd.
" We will finish work at 4 PM, not 5 PM."
" Hooray!" goes the crowd, again.
" We will start work at 10 AM, not 9 AM."
" Hooray!"
" We have a 150% pay rise."
" Hooray!"
" We will only work on Wednesdays."
Silence... then a voice from the back asks, " Every Wednesday?"

The supervisor for the Union of Road Construction Workers called the meeting to order.
"Men - we've agreed on a new deal with the state. We'll no longer have to work FOUR days a week!"
"HOOORAY!!!" the crowd cheered. "We'll quit work at 4 PM and not 5 PM!"
"HOORAY!!!" the crowd roared.
"We don't have to be in until 11 AM instead of 10 AM!"
"HOORAY!!!" the crowd thundered.
"And now, even though 90% of the roads in the country are in bad shape, we'll only have to work on Wednesdays!!"
Silence.
A voice from the back of the room asks, "You mean, EVERY Wednesday?"