Horney Jokes

An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in his ear…”I have an itchy pussy”.
The bag boy responds...”well you’ll have to point it out, all these Japanese cars look the same”.

Jack is one horney guy and is not sure what to do about it.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill.
Jack walks down the steet to the local brothal and knocks on
the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she
can do for him. "I'm really horney but I only have $5.
What can you do for me?", Jack asks the madam. She looks overthis fellow and tells Jack, "Don't worry we can take care of
you. No problem."


She leads Jack into this room where in the opposite corner is
a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it
can't be that bad. He gives the madam the $5 and closes the
door behind her. With the eagerness of a young teenager he quickly undresses.


Once naked, Jack wastes no time and starts to fuck the chicken.
As soon as Jack developes a rythym he starts to enjoy himself
a great deal. He and the chicken really go at it for a more...

Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad? A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"

A religious young man who was trained to be preacher was dating
a gorgeous young girl and one day he happend to be in the country
side under a large tree haveing a picknic with his girl friend.
After while, he started kissing the girl and became lusty and
wanted to make love to her right under the tree; but he felt
gulity due to hisreligous traning and decided to pray & ask God for
his forgiveness, and yet make love.
The Young piously knelt on his knees and asked, " Farher above, Farther
above, let me have a go with my girl!"
All of a sudden a deep, solemn voice came down from the tree and the voice
said, " Son below, son below, you may have a go!"
The young man was so happy and he made passionate love to the
girl right under the tree.
After a while our hero got horney again, wanted to make love
again!
Again he decided to ask the God, just like the first time. Again,
he knelt down and more...

Jack is one horney guy and is not sure what to do about it.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill.
Jack walks down the steet to the local brothal and knocks on
the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she
can do for him. "I'm really horney but I only have $5. What
can you do for me?", Jack asks the madam. She looks over
this fellow and tells Jack, "Don't worry we can take care of
you. No problem."

She leads Jack into this room where in the opposite corner is
a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it
can't be that bad. He gives the madam the $5 and closes the
door behind her.

With the eagerness of a young teenager he quickly undresses.
Once naked, Jack wastes no time and starts to fuck the chicken.
As soon as Jack developes a rythym he starts to enjoy himself
a great deal. He and the chicken really go at it for a while
untill more...