Host Jokes / Recent Jokes

A wealthy arab was the weekend guest at a country house where the host decided to introduce him to the game of cricket. The
Arab watched with interest and he seemed to enjoy the game. Afterwards, the host asked him,' well, how did you like it?'
'Fine,' said the arab,' there's just one thing that i don't understand' well, when you hit the ball you run all over the
Place. Why don't you get your servants to do that for you?'

I'm sick of her yelling and moaning while we have guests in the house.
We should be more patient and wait for them to leave before we have sex...

Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $1,000,000 Question
TV Quiz Show. The night before the big question, he told the host
that he desired a question on American History.The big night arrived. Bob made his way on stage in front of the
studio and TV audience. He had become the talk of the town. He was
the best guest this show had ever seen. The host stepped up to the microphone."Bob, you have chosen American History as your final question. You
know that if you correctly answer this question, you will walk away
one million dollars richer. Are you ready?"Bob nodded with a cocky confidence -- the crowd went nuts. He hadn't
missed a question all week."Bob, yours is a two-part question. As you know, you may answer
either part first. As a rule, the second half of the question is
always easier. Which part would you like to take a stab at first?"Bob was becoming more noticeably nervous. He couldn't believe it. more...