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A soldier's letter home:
Dear Mom, I can't tell you where i am, but yesterday I shot a polar bear.
Two weeks later, another letter home:
Dear Mom, I can't tell you where I am, but yesterday i danced with a hula girl.
Two weeks later another letter home:
Dear Mom, I still can't tell you where I am, but yesterday the doctor told me I should have danced with the polar bear and shot the hula girl.

ya mama so skiny she hula hoops with a cheerio

LETTER HOME
"Dear Dad," read the young soldier's first letter home. "I cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I shot a polar bear..."
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Several months later came another letter. "Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I danced with a hula girl..."
Two weeks later came yet another note. "Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday the doctor told me I should have danced with the polar bear and shot the hula girl..."

Dear Dad," read the young soldier's first letter home. "I cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I shot a polar bear.. .."
Several months later came another letter: "Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I danced with a hula girl.. . . "
Two weeks later came yet another note: "Dear Dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday the doctor told me I should have danced with the polar bear and shot the hula girl.. . . "

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.