Humor Jokes / Recent Jokes
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed. To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?" "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said,' 10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: What is the best part of the camp? One wise guy answered, Going home!
How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night, Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, Why didnt you wake me up? You know I cant sleep during a storm!
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now? Shes fine. But, the dog died.