Hussy Jokes

An old man and his wife live isolated in the hills. One day, a peddler comes selling his wares. The old man spots a mirror and says, "how'd you get a picture of my pappy?" He then buys it immediately but fearing his wife's anger at his reckless spending, hides the mirror in the barn and creeps out to gaze at it from time to time.Eventually the wife gets suspicious of his frequent vists, so one night she waits until he's asleep and sneaks out to the barn. Right away she sees the mirror behind the boxes and picks it up. "So!" she says. "This is the hussy he's been foolin' around with!"