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There is possibility to use your own image for the ecard - and people have used it surprisngly lot - I suppose about 5% of people have uploaded their own image and sent realy unique ecard to someone.
And then I came across of this ecard. It is sexy and it is adult - XXX even :-) (so it probably should NOT be in this site.
But its so damn hilarious I feel that I must promote it in some way...
Its probably not funny for other people than Estonians, as it is a parody of EMT - who launched their new corporate image and logo not long time ago.
Im not sure if I am getting into trouble by making this card public (either from the card author (I doubt it!) or being sued by the EMT (quite likely!)). Hopefully EMT bosses and lawyers have a sence of humor and enjoy the card also.) It is also a kind of advertising to them... who knows... maybe the card originates from someone working in EMT??? :-)
scroll down if you want to see / send this card!
It contains nudity!
Some more...

There is possibility to use your own image for the ecard - and people have used it surprisngly lot - I suppose about 5% of people have uploaded their own image and sent realy unique ecard to someone.
And then I came across of this ecard. It is sexy and it is adult - XXX even :-) (so it probably should NOT be in this site.
But its so damn hilarious I feel that I must promote it in some way...
Its probably not funny for other people than Estonians, as it is a parody of EMT - who launched their new corporate image and logo not long time ago.
Im not sure if I am getting into trouble by making this card public (either from the card author (I doubt it!) or being sued by the EMT (quite likely!)). Hopefully EMT bosses and lawyers have a sence of humor and enjoy the card also.) It is also a kind of advertising to them... who knows... maybe the card originates from someone working in EMT??? :-)
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scroll down if you want to see / send this card!
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Teens in Brattleboro, Vermont have been going nude, legally, outraging the town's old fuddy-duddies, one of whom said, "It's a bad image for Brattleboro."
To be honest, I didn't previously realize that Brattleboro had an image at all.
But this one seems fine by me. Kind of Footloose-esque. Only it's not the foot that's loose.

In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

And Satan said, "It doesn't get any better than this."

And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Then God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good.

And Satan said, "There goes the neighborhood."

And God said, "Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air and over the cattle, and over all the Earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the Earth." So God created Man in His own image; male and female created He them.

And God looked upon Man and Woman and saw that they were lean and fit.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman more...

When two (ore more) people are working a desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out!

Put a peice of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odor. Then call them and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.

It is allways a good habit to lock your computer before heading off for coffee or a smoke. When someone forgets and leaves a Word document or an email open, type a single word somewhere in the text. “f*ck” or so will do nicely. They’ll never notice and send it out.

Get a hold of someone's cell phone and change the greeting banner to say "NO SERVICE". Many cell phones have greeting banners on them that you can personalize to say whatever you want them to and it stays on there when you're not using your phone. Also, when there is no service more...

The following began life as a Top Ten list of "Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler."
it was passed around during a lecture in a political science class of mine and
soon grew to over 100 entries. I have culled out the stupid and/or truly
offensive ones, as well as any that said nasty things about any particular
nationality (read, the French.) You'll have to excuse the fact that some
of them are rather obscure, but that's what happens when you get a bunch of
political scientists in the same room. Without further ado, I give you...
Top 59 Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler
Land War in Asia
Changed name from highly catchy "Schickelgruber" to boring "Hitler"
Leaving his little mustache: not growing a friendly Abe Lincoln
beard to instill trust among subjects
Not buying lifts for his shoes
Failure to exploit Me 262 Messerschmidt
Failure to exploit Eva Braun
Chose swastika as party symbol rather than the more...