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The lawyer cabled his client overseas:' Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?'

Back came the reply,' Take no chances - order all three.'

Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.

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Q. What's the right planting depth for' Mother-in-law's Tongue'?
A. 6 feet.

The middle aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised that he had only 6 month's to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up. The Doctor suggested that he should get his' house in order', make sure his Will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life, to the fullest.' What will you do for the last six months?' asked the Doctor.

His patient thought for a few minutes then replied,' I think I'll go and live with my Mother-in-law'.

Surprised by the answer, the Doctor asked,' Of all people, why in the would you want to live with your Mother-in-law?'

' Because it'll be the longest six months of my Life!'

Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt.

Husband: Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.

Two neighbors were having a chat when one said,' I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.'

The other asked,' Did you put it to sleep?'

'No, of course not,' said the first,' I had its teeth sharpened.'