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The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel.

"They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked.

"I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse."

"But the squirrel?" asked the genie.

"I need something to go' click-click' to start the horse!!!"

I`m reading an incredibly interesting book about antigravity.
"I just can`t put it down."

A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp, the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for.
So the brunette thought awhile and then wished for a million dollars.
"Every blonde in the world will get two million," said the genie.
The brunette said that was fine, and then she asked for an incredibly handsom man.
"Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men," the genie reminded her.
The brunette said that was fine too, and the genie granted her wishes. "Now for your third wish," said the genie.
"See that stick over there?" asked the brunette. "I want you to beat me half to death with it."

The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked. "I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse." "But the squirrel?" asked the genie. "I need something to go' click-click' to start the horse!!!"

The worlds most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "Theyre yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked."Im tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I wont have to work to get on the horse.""But the squirrel?" asked the genie."I need something to go click-click to start the horse!!!"