Indiana Pacers Jokes

Pacers owner Herb Simon is considering moving his team out of Indianapolis. That way they can find another city to disgrace.

Pacers point guard Jamaal Tinsley has reportedly lost 20 pounds during the off-season. He lost most of it running – from the law.

NBA insiders believe the Indiana Pacers could be on the move to Kansas City. Where they'll instantly become the city's best baseball team. In a related story, the Pacers Danny Granger has returned after an 11-game absence. Just in time to help the team pack.

Larry Bird says the Pacers' rebuilding plan is right on target... for 2030.