Infuriated Jokes / Recent Jokes

Hilary Clinton found out she was pregnant. She was so infuriated that she went straight to the nearest phone and called the Oval Office. When Bill answered, Hilary said, "You rotten jerk, you got me pregnant!" There was silence on the other end of the line, which infuriated Hilary even further. "You rotten jerk", she screamed. "You got me pregnant!!" Bill replied, "Uh... who is this?"

Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelseas new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.