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Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

For many years, a young stock broker at Big Street Investments would plan a yearly weekend getaway at a mountain Inn.
He would rendez-vous with the innkeeper's daughter while he was there.
Looking forward to this years trip he departed with his suitcases in hand. When he arrived at the Inn he made his way up the stairs to his usual meeting room. The door was open and he walked in glancing at the Innkeeper daughter sitting on the bed.
There she sat with an infant on her lap!
"Who is that he asked."
"It's your son" she answred.
"Why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the child would have my name!"
"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and we finally decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a stock broker.