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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God,
"and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things,"
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while more...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.
"Fifty dollars for three questions, " replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?" Lawyer
A man walked into a lawyer's office and... "A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions," replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"

A man entered a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doctor, you must help me," he pleaded. "I just can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" inquired the doctor.
"I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, and no matter what I do, I seem to scare them away."
"This is not a serious problem," the doctor said, reassuringly. "You need to work on improving your low self-esteem. Each morning when you get up, I want you to run to the bathroom mirror and tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But, you must say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll find that women will be buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with the doctor's advice and left the office a little excited.
Three weeks later, he returned with the same depressed expression on his face.
"Didn't my advice work?" the doctor more...

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to more...

A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form. He noted that she stated that she had three sons, but only has one name listed, "Leroy". "Yes", she replied, "All three sons are named Leroy."
"Why would you do that?", inquired the government worker.
"It makes it much easier to get things done.", was her reply. "Leroy, time for bath." And they all would get in the bath. "Leroy, time for supper." And they all would come to the table.
Amazed, the government worker then inquired how did she get personal if she wanted to talk with just one of her sons.
"Oh that's easy", she replied. "I just call them by their last name."

A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form. He noted that she stated that she had three sons, but only has one name listed, "Leroy". "Yes", she replied, "All three sons are named Leroy.""Why would you do that?", inquired the government worker."It makes it much easier to get things done.", was her reply. "Leroy, time for bath." And they all would get in the bath. "Leroy, time for supper." And they all would come to the table.Amazed, the government worker then inquired how did she get personal if she wanted to talk with just one of her sons."Oh that's easy", she replied. "I just call them by their last name."

St. Peter was standing at the Pearly Gates when a man walked up.
“Welcome to Heaven, my son. What did you do with your life? ” asked St. Peter.
“I was a policeman, ” replied the man.
“What kind of policeman were you? ” St. Peter inquired.
“I was a vice officer. It was my job to keep dangerous narcotics out of the hands of children, ” explained the man.
“Excellent, my son. You may pass through the gates, ” said St. Peter.
A few seconds later a second man walked up.
“Welcome to Heaven, my son. What did you do with your life? ” asked St. Peter.
“I was a policeman, ” the man responded.
“What kind of policeman were you, ” inquired St. Peter.
“I was a traffic cop. It was my job to keep the roads and highways safe for travelers, ” answered the man.
“Very well done. You may pass through the gates, ” St. Peter said.
Moments later, a third man walked up.
“Welcome to Heaven, my son. What more...