Insect Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What did the bee say to the naughty bee? Bee-hive yourself!

Who writes books for little bees? Bee-trix Potter!

What is a bees favourite classical music composer? Bee-thoven!

Why did the bee started talking poetry? He was waxing lyrical!