Insect Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!

What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant!

Where would you put an injured insect? In an antbulance!

What is a mosquitos favourite sport? Skin-diving!

What's a bee-line? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?