Insect Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why didnt the two worms get on Noahs Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him? Im driving."

Q. What's an insect that always runs away?
A. A Flea

How does a queen bee get around her hive? Shes throne!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant? Im not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

One woodworm met another. "Hows life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him? He's bee-witched!