Insect Jokes / Recent Jokes
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30, 000 feet? A bee is an aeroplane!
What did one centipede say to the other centipede? Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs. ...!
What did the woodworm say to the chair? Its been nice gnawing you!
What is worse than an alligator with toothache? A centipede with athletes foot!
Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Pakistani:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Indian:
Accuses the Pakistani for throwing insect into his beer
Relates the issue to Kashmir
Asks the Chinese for Military aid
Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer