Insect Jokes / Recent Jokes
What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them! What insect runs away from everything?
A flee! What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie! What to you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito! Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?
"Why are we running so fast?
" said one because it says "Tear along the dotted line" What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?
A space invader! What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
Bugs Bunny! How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea - go! How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch! What is a flea`s favorite book?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy! What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea!
Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance!
What`s an insect’s best chat up line?
Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin!
What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
He just beetled off!
What is green and brown has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
A pool table?
What lives in gum trees?
Stick insects!
How do we know that insects are so clever?
Because they always know when you’re eating outside!
What is the insect`s favorite game?
Cricket!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Insect!
Insect who?
Insect your name here!