Insect Jokes / Recent Jokes
What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose? Im not sure, but I wouldnt try smelling it!
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"