Insect Jokes / Recent Jokes
What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet? "Why are we running so fast? " said oneBecause it says "Tear along the dotted line"
What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."