Instructor Jokes / Recent Jokes

Concerned about fitness in her middle 40s, Nancy enrolled in an aerobics class.
To her dismay, she walked into a room filled with much younger women
She decided to combat her nervousness with humor.
"I'm here to do my postnatal exercises," Nancy told the instructor.
The instructor gave her an appraising look and asked, "How old is your baby?"
"Twenty-six," Nancy replied.

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula for water? ”
“Sure. That’s easy, ” said one man.
“What is it? ”
“H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. ”
“What, what? ” reasked the instructor.
“H to O, ” explained the chemistry expert.

It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful; they come home and tell all their relatives, friends, and neighbors about it. Some months later, a neighbor approaches the man as he tends the garden.
Neighbor asks, "Say, Ed, what was the name of the instructor of that memory course you liked so much?"
Ed replies, "Well, it was... hmmm... let me think a minute... What's the name of that flower, you know, the one that smells so nice, but has thorns on the stems...?
Neighbor says, "You mean a rose?"
Ed replies, "Yeah, that's it!...(shouting toward house) Hey, Rose, what was that memory course instructor's name?

Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married: " Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her. "

An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: "Take an elephant of negligible weight"

Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal... and pour any liquid solution of sulphuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape."

"Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"

He/she's my cousin brother/sister.

"You three, both of you kneel down together separately"

"Hey, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"

"I have to put my child to sleep"

" Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju. B. A, M. A. "

" Don't talk bad in front of my back "

Did you cut the ticket, yet?

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A redneck wanted to learn how to skydive. He got an Instructor and started lessons. The Instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The Instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The red neck understood and was ready.
The time came for the redneck to jump from the plane. The instuctor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind him. The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane, and after being in the air for a few seconds he pulled the rip cord.
The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, while franticly trying to get his parachute open, dropped like a brick right past the redneck.
The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his own parachute, "So you wanna race, huh?"

A driving instructor: What would you do if you were going up an icy hill and the motor stalled and brakes failed?
His student replied; I`d quickly adjust the rearview mirror.

A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted lessons. The instructor told the Polak to jump out of theplane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that hehimself would jump out right behind him so that they would go downtogether. The Polak understood and was ready. The time came to have the Polak jump from the air plane. Theinstructor reminded the Polak that he would be right behind him. ThePolak proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the airfor a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed byjumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but theparachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to gethis parachute open, darted past the Polak. The Polak seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to hisparachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"