Insult Jokes / Recent Jokes
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow
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yo mama is so fat she said she wanted a water bed so she put a big blanket around the Pacifc ocean.
yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and out popped four quarters, she stepped on one of those quarters and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose
yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210......was on the SCALE"
yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off everyone thinks shes backing up."
yo mamma is so fat she is on both sides of the family.
yo mamma is so fat the only way she can fit throw the door is saying I got the power
yo mamma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock."
yo mamma is so fat when she had on yellow raincoat people called taxi
yo mamma is so fat when she jumped into the ocean everyone more...
You’re so ugly, you didn’t get hit with the ugly stick - you got hit with the whole damn tree! You’re so ugly, your mom has to tie a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you. You’re so ugly, you Trick or Treat over the phone. If ugliness were bricks, you’d have enough to build the entire projects.
A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant.
“Men prefer thin women, ” said the skinny woman.
“Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that? ” said the fat one.
“No, your boyfriend told me that! ”
Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow
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yo momma is so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemployment
yo momma is so dumb she flunked a urine test
yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish
yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
yo momma is so dumb she tripped over the cordles phone"
yo momma is so dumb she was fillin out an application it said name here and she put sagitarius.
yo momma is so dumb that she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing out all of the W's
yo momma is so dumb she looked at an more...
Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow
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yo momma is so ugly hell started to cry
yo momma is so ugly she too ugly.
yo momma is so ugly when a two men broke into her house she yelled rape and they yelled no!
yo momma is so ugly when she goes to the beach cats try to bury her.
yo momma is so ugly when she went to an ugly contest, they said no professionals
yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head lock!
yo momma's so ugly when she went to clean the attic the rats came out and sang "We are family"
yo mamma is so ugly when she goes to Taco Bell everyone runs to the border
your momma's teeth are so yellow, Fabio pops out and says I cant belive its not butter!
yo momma is so ugly that when they were passing out looks, she thought they said more...